Girls, if your so-called “boyfriend” isn’t mentioning you to his friends, I’d be sus. I’d be very sus.
Roomie: I’ve been using an app to read the Bible everyday.
Nomes: Is it “the Bible in one year” thing?
R: No it just has kind of prayers every day from various books in the Bible, continued the following day. But Sunday’s it’s own [crack].
N: Hah! Sunday crack! You got that right.
R: Wait, no. I said “track”. Sunday’s it’s own track.
N: And crack.
R: No, no crack.
Indoor rock climbing
N: Arghhhh! My hands cramping up, let me down please.
R: Are you okay?
N: What happens if you cramp up in life? Ugh, this is why I don’t like exercise. It makes me reflect on life too much.
Train heading home
R: You should just add him.
N: Okay. Here goes. I’m gonna press it.
R: Do it.
N: Phew, that was so difficult. So you think this will work?
R: It never worked on me.
N: BUT YOU–WHAT HAVE I DONE?!