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Girls, if your so-called “boyfriend” isn’t mentioning you to his friends, I’d be sus. I’d be very sus.

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Ex-Roomie day out quotes

Lunching

Roomie: I’ve been using an app to read the Bible everyday.

Nomes: Is it “the Bible in one year” thing?

R: No it just has kind of prayers every day from various books in the Bible, continued the following day. But Sunday’s it’s own [crack].

N: Hah! Sunday crack! You got that right.

R: Wait, no. I said “track”. Sunday’s it’s own track.

N: And crack.

R: No, no crack.


Indoor rock climbing

N: Arghhhh! My hands cramping up, let me down please.

R: Are you okay?

N: What happens if you cramp up in life? Ugh, this is why I don’t like exercise. It makes me reflect on life too much.

R: …


Train heading home

R: You should just add him.

N: Okay. Here goes. I’m gonna press it.

R: Do it.

N: Aaaargh!

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N: Phew, that was so difficult. So you think this will work?

R: It never worked on me.

N: BUT YOU–WHAT HAVE I DONE?!